my dick has a lot in common with the sun
nobody likes looking directly at it?
It gives people cancer?
woAh woah woah
It rises at the crack of dawn?
it disappears at night?
direct exposure often leads to a nasty case of sunburn?
it needs to stay approximately 92,960,000 miles away from me?
nobody will ever touch it?
I’m most likely going to end up sneaking Fall Out Boy lyrics into my wedding vows.
I don’t know anymore…
1) Sebastian Stan + Misha Collins
2) Chris Evans + Jensen Ackles
Dean Winchester in 9.19 Alex Annie Alexis Ann
A wise king knows what he knows and what he doesn’t.
I could never abide the weeping of women, Joff once said, but his mother was the only woman weeping now.
wow my parents better thank me that i’m addicted to tv shows and movies not drugs and alcohol
I told my mom this and she said “well thats true. But if i have to hear about that gay angel one more time i will get you addicted to crack”